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haiku song of the naughty teen

Submitted by dingey on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:20pm.

We used to drag race

Dad’s Cutlass Supreme, backwards,

Down Bumblebee Lane.

— Carol Sn*pp

truth in badvertising

Submitted by dingey on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 4:19pm.

"It doesn’t need to be true, it just needs to be on TV."

— Dusty Sexton
The Evening Commentary

Sartorial Simian

Submitted by dingey on Wed, 04/23/2008 - 8:58am.

"Illinois has been good to Tim’s hair."

— Holden F.

Byammada byammada

Submitted by dingey on Tue, 03/11/2008 - 8:09am.

They are all fighting authority together in a hotel ballroom, in suits, as representatives of major media outlets! Che Diddle Diddle!

— Dadmin

read 'em and weep

Submitted by dingey on Fri, 03/07/2008 - 1:00pm.

With books like these, who needs enemies?

— Dingey re: Boot’s bodice-ripping romantic paperback

delicioussssss

Submitted by dingey on Fri, 03/07/2008 - 12:59pm.

I WANT GERMAN COUCHLET!

— tipsy Dingey yelling about cake

we call it "maize."

Submitted by dingey on Thu, 01/10/2008 - 4:56pm.
Dingey: “Yeah, Dusty’s parents’ first house was on Wauweenork.” BMJ: “What?! ARe the people that name streets in Battle Creek the same people that name cereals?” Dingey: “Yes. They’re called INDIANS.”

yeah, I know it.

Submitted by dingey on Thu, 01/10/2008 - 4:55pm.
“You know, that Chuck Norris show? Texas Walker Junior?”
— Severance

There you go!

Submitted by dingey on Fri, 11/02/2007 - 10:58pm.
Dusty: I wonder why Charles Laughton didn’t direct more movies?
Kap’n: Probably because he was a big, fat slob!

who the what, now?

Submitted by dingey on Mon, 07/30/2007 - 9:39am.
“I’m not hardly nothin’.”
— Kap’n
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