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Submitted by Samantha Stephens on Tue, 12/12/2006 - 12:24pm.
On the create section there is something called biography.  Just out of curoisty what is that?
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#1Submitted by Dr Bombay on Tue, 12/12/2006 - 12:36pm.
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Click the damn thing...write

Click the damn thing…write your bio.
#2Submitted by Samantha Stephens on Tue, 12/12/2006 - 1:19pm.
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Tree would you like to read

Tree would you like to read my bio????
#3Submitted by Dr Bombay on Tue, 12/12/2006 - 1:36pm.
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Sure!

Sure!
#4Submitted by Arthur on Tue, 12/12/2006 - 1:37pm.
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Somebody write my bio. I'll

Somebody write my bio. I’ll take care of the autobiography. Then we’ll compare and contrast.
#5Submitted by Dr Bombay on Tue, 12/12/2006 - 1:47pm.
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Clever's Bio

Clever Nickname was born in Germany in 1944. His real name was Klaus Sperber. In his youth he worked as an usher at the Deutsche Oper in Berlin and would imitated such singers as Elvis Presley and Maria Callas. He didn't get to the Deutsche Opera as a singer. He got depressed and went to New York. There he first had a job as a pastry chef at the World Trade Center and later formed a freelance baking company but sang in rock clubs too. Then he met David Bowie who asked him and Joey Arias to sing with him in the Saturday Night Live TV show. Clever Nickname and Arias sang backing vocals on Bowie's songs "The Man Who Sold the World", "TVC15" and "Boys Keep Swinging". After that Clever Nickname got a lot of gigs. He made his records in the early eighties and now he is a beer vendor at NASCAR events.
#6Submitted by Arthur on Tue, 12/12/2006 - 2:18pm.
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I was born on a dirtfarm

I was born on a dirtfarm outside of Bungrape, Ga. I learned to read from the catalog we kept in the outhouse. One day I saw a picture in it that changed my life, made me want to get off the farm. Polyester sansabelt slacks. In a rainbow of colors! So I went out west to Branson, Mo., where I became the gofer for Andy Williams. Mr. Williams said one night, after a strenuous performance, “Boy, you got a lot of talent. Get me my gin.” So I went west to Las Vegas, Nv., where I was a dresser for the Liberacie Revue. There I met my first wife who demanded I quit and get in as a fixer for underground cockfights outside of town. You remember the infamous “chicken snuff” films? That was me. Can’t get em on DVD, they’re only on UHS 4’ tape anymore. KFC put the law on us, said we were infringing on their copyright, and alleged that we were trying to reverse engineer their secret recipe. Which we were, I wouldn’t lie to you. Sold it to a Russian for a half pound of polonium. Got hooked on the stuff — dealers should NEVER try out their goods, not even a little bit. Now I live in the Kalamazoo Public Library. I’m the guy who smells a bit, typing on the computer next to yours.

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