Fortune and Maltese meet the Buzzcocks

Jul 2 2006 - 2:30pm
Jul 3 2006 - 2:30pm
Etc/GMT-4
Location: Florida
Description:

Fortune and Maltese and the Phabulous Pallbearers kicking it up poolside style with the Gore Gore Girls, Chesterfield Kings, Shadows of Knight, and the Buzzcocks. Yeah, those Buzzcocks! 2 nights.

http://www.littlestevensundergroundgarage.com/hard3.html


Ms. Info's picture

fuh!

Who all is going to Florida? Hmmm...a mini vay-cay would be nice...
m0nz's picture

Wow

That is quite a lineup, sounds like a great time.  I'll be in Michigan so I will miss it.  Dern it.

So how did F&M get involved with Little Steven?  Does he give you airplay on his satellite radio show? 

Did you see all the sponsors of his home page?  Something funny about "CBGB Forever" on the same line as Dunkin Donuts.  Mmmmm custard-y.

timh's picture

Way to go Fortune and

Way to go Fortune and Maltese!!! That looks like fun.

I've a couple recent Buzzcocks albums that came through WIDR. They're decent. They don't stink up the joint.

"Girls in bikinis get in free". How's that going to be a winning financial situation? If only five girls show up in bikinis, that's $100 out the window. That'd be funny if a bunch of dudes trying to skip the cover charge by showing up in their bikinis.

dingey's picture

i dunno!

I'm not sure who all is going.  I have heard rumors that Angie's going, and I have heard rumours that Cookie was considerin'.  I have to work Monday anyway (?!  Why the f*ck are we OPEN?!) and am a mighty poor traveller, so mutliple flights within the span of a two days would have me twitching and vacationing up on Oakland drive, prob'ly.  Though I did think pretty seriously about it!  Especially when we were all under the impression that it was a "private party" for Steven.  Who would show up to his private party?  Gandolfini?  The Boss?  Finding out it was more of a "garage event" dampened my enthusiasm a bit.   While I'd like to see the buzzcocks and the Shadows, I......I.....my one experience with all of the Betty Page lookalikes and costumery of "garage events" kind of turned me off. The shows are fun, but..... I have to admit that the bikini thing was the final straw for me (besides realizing that I didn't already have a four day weekend and that I'm the only admin staffer that didn't think ahead enough to realize to take Monday off!).  The "go-go dancer" schtick at garage things always fucking annoys.  I know it's supposed to just be kitchsy fun, but.......I can't even quite express why it aggravates me.  Ms. Info, I think you can understand my incoherent hackle-raising.  I can't put my finger on why, but I don't like it.  Also--Florida in July.  I'm just sayin'.  Sincerely, Patty Pooper

Ms. Info's picture

dig.

I feel ya - sometimes there are just cultural events that rub one the wrong way. Especially when the phenom is under the guise of kitchy and fun and hip even though it's pretty blatant objectifcation and patriarchal. What makes it different now than it was in the '60s? Sly self-awareness and a smirk while ogling the girlies doesn't make it more empowering to women, does it? 

Now, stick some hot dude in some sailor pants in one of those cages and the playing field might be leveled a bit. 

timh's picture

"Now, stick some hot dude in

"Now, stick some hot dude in some sailor pants in one of those cages and the playing field might be leveled a bit."

This objectification will not stand! When will you learn that you can't treat objects like women?

wizzybit's picture

Indeed.

When will you learn that you can't treat objects like women?

Cages for no one! Hot pants for all! That is my campaign platform, by the way.

 And Florida is too hot anytime after April, if you ask me. Ugh. Why would people willingly live there?

cinnamon girl's picture

I'll vote for you if the hot

I'll vote for you if the hot pants are made out of tiny american flags!Anna and I will be wading blow-up pool side, if you keep your  "winter was not so kind to you" areas covered up we may let you in free!I had considered going, I love to watch the shows, but I have the exact same issues with the scene that Amy mentioned above.....and besides, who wants to keep a toddler for four days straight that isn't theirs, that's even a lot to ask of grandma.
Criswell's picture

The objectification will end

The objectification will end only when we are all go-go dancers. I'll wear hotpants if everyone else does, but they have to be made of a breathable material.
Ms. Info's picture

coach shorts?

By hot pants made of breathable material do you mean coach shorts? Or maybe those flappy revealing jogging pants? I imaging a mesh "cup holder" are probably sewn into those things, right? 
Samantha Stephens's picture

I heard about this a few

I heard about this a few weeks ago and its awesome news   I understand Dusty is going to have a really good time down there
Samantha Stephens's picture

I heard about this a few

I heard about this a few weeks ago and its awesome news   I understand Dusty is going to have a really good time down there
Samantha Stephens's picture

how in the hell did that

how in the hell did that post twice?
Tree's picture

Mickey said "I understand

Mickey said "I understand Dusty is going to have a really good time down there"

What are you insinuating?

dingey's picture

whoa

"down there"?! 

I'm the only one allowed "down there", and I'm not going to Florida! 

"Hey Europe!  Eat my Florida!"

 

Mr. Jass's picture

though

it's been said that one should not attempt eating anything bigger than one's head.

 

go kliban... go, go kliban.

dingey's picture

omg

You know THE BLADE and the Kliban books?  If we'd met in high school, our spouses wouldna had a chance.  Jebus, the amount of time spent guffawing over those with my best friend was ridiculous. 

FUCK THIS PRIMITIVE SHIT!

 

"Hey ottist!  Paint THIS!"

timh's picture

I'm moving down to Florida,

I'm moving down to Florida, gonna bowl me a perfect game.
dingey's picture

somebody....

...said it's a mean-ass life.  That;'s what Tony G said to meee-heee!

I saw the sunrise over mah daddy's grave and i ate some cheese and rice todayyyyy!

Ms. Info's picture

brddrrnt dbrddtnn

...I'm gonna potty train the Chairman Mao...
Samantha Stephens's picture

simmer down Tree not

simmer down Tree (EDIT: Last name removed at request of user. -DADMIN) not trying to start trouble here but I know you love to call me on my posts though, what I meant is the Buzzcocks are playing

 

Look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The SHadows of Knight

 

I would go down just to see those legends. Yeah I love and will always support F&M and The Pallbearers but The Shadows of Knight thats big time baby big time

Tree's picture

You don't really understand

You don't really understand why people don't like to use their real (especially last) names on the internet, do you?

Samantha Stephens's picture

Tree I'll find a way to make

Tree I'll find a way to make it up to you
Tree's picture

Like maybe editing the post?

Like maybe editing the post? That'd be good.
cinnamon girl's picture

speaking of that

is there a way to change your "name" without creating a new account?I didn't see a way to do it, I will check again.you know, taking a job at the high school could cause more internet related concerns for me than working at the elementary.Although, it seems to me that there are probably several ways people  could cross reference and still find you, if they wanted to bad enough.
Samantha Stephens's picture

someone is touchy I so feel

someone is touchy I so feel a Leppotone feud coming on.   We havent had a good fued since Matt Dorben and John Hoppe were enemies

dingey's picture

a little more than touchy

I think there's just frustration because it's been mentioned repeatedly that it's best not to sling names around unless it's your own.  A number of us have work lives and personal lives that are kept very separate for any number of reasons.  Others have relatives who'd be much happier if they never googled their way here.  The people who need to know already know who's who. I slip sometimes, too, but we've all gotta be on our toes and respect one another's privacy.  Don't use last names.  Case closed.
Herb Tarlick's picture

WTF?

Mickey,

I am not exactly sure what you mean by feud.   I think I speak for everyone who posts to this forum when I say that there is that there is a big difference between honest discussion and debate about the relative merits of  various products of our culture (highly acceptable, with the idea of relative merits being commensurate with the fact that each of us very personal opinions and a desire to share and compare those opinions with the opinions of others) and taking things we write to some type of personal level of attack (highly unacceptable, especially given that you are dealing here with people whose friendships go back maybe 20 years or more).   I am not sure that taking that type of step is what you are talking about here (maybe this is just humor and I am missing it) but given the context of the post above (and the fact that you have personally exposed someone, perhaps to their employer, and as yet have not edited the post as requested) I would have some concern that perhaps you are serious.  Where exactly are you going with this? 

Samantha Stephens's picture

I usually try to be careful

I usually try to be careful and refer to folks by their screen name but occasionally I slip and I can assure you its not on purpose.  About the fued matter that is between me and someone else on this board.  Hopefully we can settle this matter for good because I am tired of being attacked just because I speak my mind and have an opinion.  Anyways this is not the place for this matter.  Sorry to ruin everyone's good time
Ulysses S. Eater's picture

Mickey, stop writing

Mickey, stop writing people's real names, really that simple.

or Dadmin could set up some kinda censor thing with everybody's last name XXXXXXX'd out like on my board. 

OldFatMarriedGuy's picture

Ditto on that, If you need

Ditto on that, If you need to slap tree around a little on line then by all means do so, but don't endanger people's livelyhoods by naming names.  The effects won't just harm them, they'll harm their spouse and children too...

Damnit Mic!   Think about the Children!

Herb Tarlick's picture

As one who has had his own

As one who has had his own opinions on this forum subjected to scrutiny, debate, disagreement, and occasionally even ridicule, while recognizing at the same time that I dish out the same to everyone else on this thing and that it is ALL in good humor and good friendship (and in the process I have often been educated or enlightened about something I didn't know about or have been brought to a different perspective) let me quote here the bard John Brannon:

 

IF YOU CAN"T STAND THE HEAT GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!    

Criswell's picture

I love that song. I should

I love that song. I should request that Bat Guano to play it, "Senor" if that really is your name.
Herb Tarlick's picture

Well I have heard that there

Well I have heard that there is this guy who calls Bat, usually still reeling from the beers he's consumed at the 'Mixer on the Mall', and who makes all kinds of weird 'suggestions' to Mr. Guano.    Maybe he will call tomorrow so I can hear me some Hyenas.  In the meantime, gamelan, gamelan, GAMELAN......
dingey's picture

what?!

Gameland?  Where's Gameland?  Is that anything like Star World?
Angie's picture

eep.

Submitted by Ms. Info on Thu, 06/22/2006 - 5:29pm.
Who all is going to Florida? Hmmm...a mini vay-cay would be nice...
==================================
Sorry to interrupt the fun and address the topic, but here goes: I'm checking airfares right NOW. Hells yeah I'm going. Life is short, filled with stuff. And grandmas.
I always feel kinda sorry for those carbon-copy cartoonish Betties at these shows. Ooh, wow, you all look exactly THE SAME! How creative, how fun, I can't tell ANY of you apart! It's like they're constantly on stage, all that makeup and hairdo, they can't go underwater in the damn pool or dance til they sweat, suckahs. Just sit around and look good, yeah, that's why I'm here. Sorry, but none of the girls in any of my mom's yearbooks looked like pin-up queens. Yeah, I love getting dressed up and stuff, but I think it should be ME getting dressed up for the occasion, not a guidebook dressing me up as a cartoon. But. I'm sure they're all very, very nice people, and I think it's great that they're so devoted to something.
Samantha Stephens's picture

ok how do you edit

ok how do you edit posts????

 

 

well I see that I am making enimies here

Angie's picture

edit posts ...

You should see the word "edit" in blue at the bottom of your post, next to where it says "reply" in blue. Click on "edit" as you would on "reply." The post opens up in a new box in which you can delete things, retype, add words, whatever.
Samantha Stephens's picture

the only word I see is

the only word I see is reply  no edit to be found,
Samantha Stephens's picture

fuck this is way too

fuck this is way too complicated I can figure out how to edit
Criswell's picture

I've noticed that "edit" is

I've noticed that "edit" is there for a limited period. Not sure how long that is.

All the girls in my mom's year book looked like Lavern and/or Shirley. My mom looked like Shirley, except for the glasses with the pointy pointy frames. My dad, on the other hand, looked just like Betty Page. Scary.

crappor's picture

That's awsome that you're

That's awsome that you're going!!  How fun.  Lil' steven will be happy.  I'm sure hubby would be too :)

 

I have never seen my moms yearbook.   

Nathan's picture

I'll fix that, buddy.

Never fear. I'll work on getting your editing back. In the meantime, I'll fix up the post in question.

I probably won't filter, because I like the craziness. I'm a mess that way.  

Samantha Stephens's picture

well I wanted to edit that

well I wanted to edit that post myself because it was my job to do so but its removed and everyone gets along with everyone here and there is peace at Leppo land.  If there is another war here it wont be started by me.  I have surrendered all my arms to Treeman
Criswell's picture

You can't hug with nuclear

You can't hug with nuclear arms.
Samantha Stephens's picture

hug with nuclear

hug with nuclear arms?????

 

 

huh???????

Ulysses S. Eater's picture

I think Clever's referencing

I think Clever's referencing a bumper sticker.  If not, I apologize to him if he's offended that I thought he drove a car.

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