Leppotone

Happy B-Day Dingey and happy belated birthday to Dusty as well. 

May your favorite restaurant be free, and your stomach magically unfillable.

Happy birthday to you!  Have a splendid birthday week.

Hell Yeah! Happy birthday, Dingey!

I’m making you something for your birthday. It’s not done yet though. The ingredients include a Nutrigrain bar, fried fish, and some coleslaw.

(It’s a poop!)

Happy Birthday!

We bought you the largest Candy Corn Bar we could find.

Happy Birthday from the editorial staff at the Blade.

May you both have many future birthdays you get back to.

hope you get a big fat sloppy kiss from Flav!

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Editorial Staff of "The Blade":

We’re back from vacation and grumpily settling back into routine life.  Waaaaah, wah wah!  How lovely, though, to find this thread full of niceties and dandification from you fabulous peoples, givin’ shout-outs even in absentia. 

My brain is still sandy and sun-dried.  I had the best birthday ever, which involved nothing more than sleeping in, eating, lounging around on the beach readin’ books, getting sunburnt, going swimming, lounging around more, eating more food and drinkin’ beer and watching several episodes of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.  I couldn’t stop singing Lou REed’s "Perfect Day," and somehow this triggered an idea that Lou’s retired and gone into farming and has a produce stand called "Reed’s Roots".  Nothing but root vegetables. Many stupid puns involving vegetables and Lou Reed songs ensued.  Lucky for you, I can’t really remember any.  Except "Ol’ Reed’s Roots is the place where they say Hey babe!  Take a whiff of my root cellar!  I said hey babe!  take a bite of my rutabaga. and the collard girls go root root roots roots rootses and shoots sh shoots sh shoots"

Happy belated birthday wishes to the Sexy McSexertons! Glad to hear your vacation was indeed all you ever wanted.

Damn, real late, and you were in our lavish crib and I fergot.  Birthday!