Leppotone

Shooting it four times?  HITTING IT WITH THE COP CAR?!  WTF?  Why not call the DNR and animal control and have them come with a dart gun?!

"“I have seen some crazy stuff,” Gilleylen said. “What in the world is going on.”"

What’s going on is that there habitat is being devoured by stupid human sprawl, so there’s no more woods for them to hide in!  GRRRRRR!

People are stupid, man.

I SPEAK FOR THE BEARS!  AND THE TREES!

now if it would have been a daddy bear…WOOF!…

Yup, this sucks. Seems like they could have caught him under a big garbage can or something. Could have tossed him a couple of donuts ‘till the Binder Park Zoo people could get there.

Yeah, but I was a first-hand witness and what they don’t tell you is that that bear was drunk and running through houses WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON humping lawn ornaments and calling the cops a bunch of nelly queers.  He said and I quote "You pigs must be gay because you shave off your fur and that’s an abomination before the Lord.  I will not be bound by your laws, the laws of man, I am only bound by the laws of nature" and then he gave them the finger and pissed right there on the sidewalk.

Now THAT’S funny!

There are no straight-forward emotions today. I read it on the yahoo horoscopes.

Poor vegetarian bear. I don’t see the same excitement the bear-sized raccoon digs through the neighbor’s garbage bag….

Fucking pigs. Fucking cowardly suburban shitheads.

“I have a 3 year old and it’s kind of scary,” she said after looking at the dead bear. “I have a 3 year old and you got a neighbor with kids and it’s kind of scary knowing they could get mauled.”

The thing was the size of a small dog. And the brave cops saved the neighborhood children from getting eaten by a thing with the temperament of a skittish raccoon by killing it using any means necessary.

Do people take Stephen Colbert seriously?



—your radio friend, Bat Guano

Yeah, that sucks. Ole boy just wanted to bag his ass a bear. Lot less justifiable than the Roscoe Village cougar shooting, although that sucked, too. Now the cougar is a speciment for study at the Field Museum.

Bear? Battle Creek?

You don’t think that it was Sugar Bear, do ya?

Nobody would shoot a bear that does such a good Dean Martin impression, would they?!

In related news: Dig ‘em Frog was found dead in a 2 story brownstone on Captial Avenue earlier this morning of an apparent, sticky sweet Honey Smack overdose.

Tony the Tiger and his long-time companion, Tucan Sam, announced that the got married in a private ceremony in Massachusetts.

We’re here!  We’re queer!

We don’t want anymore bears!

We’re here!  We’re queer!

We don’t want anymore bears!