Leppotone

Why must we rely on the Australians to fuel our conspiracy theories these days?

I hear you, m0nz. Where was CNN, when this story broke?

A woman defecated in a piece of newspaper and put it on the front porch of a house belonging to a woman who she found out had a brief affair with her boyfriend.

The 19-year-old woman ignited the paper but it failed to catch alight. She then lit another piece of paper on fire and slid it through the front door.

The blaze caught on to the curtains and travelled up into the ceiling, causing $15,000 worth of damage before fire fighters put it out.

She said the woman, who has an intellectual disability, had taken morphine, cannabis and amphetamines when she did the crime. She was 22 weeks pregnant but the child was unlikely to survive because of liver and kidney problems. (via The Voice of Tasmania)

- pregnant?!

- morphine, speed and pot?!

- organ failure

- setting own poop on fire?

"Intellectual disability"?! I don't know if I'd go that far (into the PDR, that is).

You made this UP, sir! Good day and goodbye!