I just woke up from a dream where our back yard was entirely filled with swimming pool. We had a pet chicken that hung out there. I was alarmed by my excitement to eventually taste her.
I also dreamed that Great Gourmet from the UFO site was running for office as “Handsome” or something, but that might have been based on a NPR story that was running in my ear as I woke up.
So, who’s up for dinner? I know the KAR is rocking tonight at the Strutt, but it makes me feel like a jerk to hog a table when some grandma and siblings are roaming around looking lost in the “big city” bar. What else could we do? I mean, I intend to donate my $3 and get the general idea of the rockening, but I don’t want to deny a blood relative a seat. Maybe go somewhere first and early? Or am I fretting too much about a sad fact of life that grandma should have figured out by now, you snooze you lose?

Kid Rock
I think even at 6 it will be kind of hairy trying to eat at le Strutt. Burgers at the Green Top anyone??
Treen Gop
I’d be up for that, assuming I’m around for dinner. fitty fitty chance, I think, that I’ll just go home and punch my hygrometer in it’s stupid face. I’m sick of everything right now, but most sick of current weather conditions. Please please PLEASE be Autumn now! Fuggit, I’d skip that and go straight to the snow if I could be done with this shite right fuggin’ now!
snoozing
Sadly, grandmas seem to be the last people on earth to fully comprehend the “snooze you lose” rule. Instead, their families will get to endure months of conversation revolving around the whole “Why on earth would they hold a recital in a place where there’s no room for anyone to sit down? And who WERE all those people? And really, is it right to have a children’s recital in a SALOON? Well, I was pretty surprised. THey served alcohol in there, you know, and I don’t know why there weren’t any seats. i didn’t understand the food either. Why did that cheese smell so bad? Why would you eat cheese that came from a GOAT?! I never! And the seating? Well, there wasn’t any! And I really don’t know why it had to be so loud.”
Wiz, your poor chicken. “I hear tell that I’m delicious!”
Handsome Fred. So good. I know I’ve been dreaming like crazy lately, but damned if I can remember them. Boo!
The AC at the Green Top is
The AC at the Green Top is blasting….
And...
the AC…DC tribute band will be playing within earshot!
And let us not forget 11th commandment: Thou shalt not fear the reaper!
I have not completely ruled out the idea of going to see Blue Oyster Cult tonight, but like I said, the weather’s getting to me. Plus, I’m a little worried that a bunch of douchebags are gonna bring their own cowbells.
Treen Grop
I don’t know if I can eat at the Grop. Are you all going to the KAR? I’ll get a Cuban there. Elbow grandma in the face. “You want quiet, go to the opra!” But I’ll drink at the Grop.
BOC is not tonight. Repeat, the Cult of Oyster Blue is not tonight. Trust me, I’m in the know.
Let’s eat here:
www.youtube.com/watch
I Strutt you oui
The Jass contingent will be hunkering down at the Strutt.
All are welcome…. all are welcome.
Cult Grop
You’re RIGHT! Thought it was tonight, but it’s next week. That means that AC-DC-JR is next week as well. Maybe it’ll be cooler by then.
Sounds like the masses are voting against the Green Top tonight. Again, I may be a no-show, but if I DO show, I can show anywhere. I’m cool like that.
He said it was a "joke".
Please remove Green Top eating suggestion from your minds. Where else? Should we stuff it at the Strutt? The Burger King is closed, by the way. I read it in the news-paper.
I decided I only love the Strutt in the winter. They have NO real air conditioning, just that crappy giant fan. Also, when will this stupid summer end? I’m not really having the best 2010 either, with the cancer and all.
sucky summer
Stupid 2010! Why are you harrassing Wiz?!
It is just too goddamned motherfucking hot and sticky here, too. It’s a national phenomena, and it sucks. It definitely doesn’t blow, because if it did, we might feel a damned breeze once in a while. GAAAAAH! I am trying to deal with it by simply going ahead and going out in it. That was a trick that made me like winter more, but I’m not convinced that it’s working quite as well with this summer business. I only have so many foundation garments to sweat through before laundry becomes and emergency, dammit! Still, el dog does not walk herself.
I have received a report that the dog spent some very happy time this afternoon rolling on her back in the grass. Maybe we’d all be happier if we tried that.
OP?
That’s my vote.
join us
We wil be at the Strutt at 5:30-ish.
Load in at 6.
OP is okay with me and the mister.
Let’s do it! Don’t worry, Huge, we will be there in time. Probably.
OK then
OP it is. Treela will be joining us.
Truss?
We can eat outside at the strutt, if we get their early and kick the hippies asside.
OP
It was pointed out to me that we will be at the OP.