Birthday Wishes To Tree

Submitted by Samantha Stephens on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 5:51pm
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Its a day early but here goes.


Let me extend to you my best wishes for a happy birthday.
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Yes. Happy Birthday to you, Mr. Tree

Submitted by admin on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 9:14am.
You are one of the good ones and a near-constant inspiration for me. I’ll raise a glass to you somewhere in Kalamazoo at 4:15 PM today.

Oh, wait. I am signed in as Junior Samples. Well, just imagine that Junior Samples is wishing you a happy birthday.
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another ring to the tree.

Submitted by Mr. Jass on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 10:27am.

Sturdy as an oak…heart of goldiest of gold.

If I could, I would hug the hell out of a Tree today.

Best wishes to you, my friend.

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What do we do on Tree Day?

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 1:03pm.
Do we tell an amusing yarn, and pull legs?

Do we drink a beer and sing a song?

Do we take an enormous and satisfying crap?

I intend to do the latter right now.

Happy birth…. day.
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Yay!!

Submitted by Blanket Michael... on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 1:24pm.
Happy brithday, tree — you’re the best poop joke teller I’ve ever met!!!  Kudos to you and many happy returns!!
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Leaf it to you to tell a good poo joke.

Submitted by Mrs. Admin (not verified) on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 1:45pm.
Happy Barfday, Tree! Light farts, not candles!
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How many rings

Submitted by OldFatMarriedGuy on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 4:06pm.
Happy Birthday Tree, may your rings be many and your wood be solid and free of termites.
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world's biggest whopper (of a birthday)

Submitted by Kapn on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 9:37pm.
So, inspired by the sample shot of Junior, I started thinking about that phone number spelling you do so well, and wondered if BR-549 might spell BR-FDY. WAY off. (I knew 0 didn’t get any letters, but why none for 1? Long distance issues, I suppose.)

So - here’s wishing you a HAPPY BR-JIZ!
much love,Rico 
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Tree you share the same

Submitted by Samantha Stephens on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 9:32pm.
Tree you share the same birthday as Stevie Wonder
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Thanks gang!

Submitted by Tree on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 8:53am.

Thanks everyone, you’re the best!

I was impressed by how many bodily functions you were able to work in!

crap
poop
fart
poo
jiz

I’ll try to remember the person that posted the action next time it happens.

(Kap’n, consider yourself prepaid a hundredfold!)

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TREE MAN!

Submitted by Dingers (not verified) on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 12:55pm.
A belated happy happy!  we have a gift for you, but you have to wait till we come back from NC!  WHOOP WHOOP!
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The Tree don't fall far from the apple...

Submitted by Cookie on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 12:15pm.
Happy very belated birthday, Bubs Daddy! I hope it was pleasing. I hope you moved your bowels in the manner of a spritely young man just coming off a salad binge. I hope your gift of laughter was returned to you many times over, to the point where you were larting (laugh-farting) uncontrollably.
In summary: Happy Birthday, Tree.

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