Leppotone

Corner Bar is just fine with me…..

I think she may be getting better, but I don’t know.

I’ve been shooting zinc goo up my nose, and it seems to have been working to keep the virus from infecting.

I just put an entire Eggland’s Best pre-cooked hard boiled egg in my mouth.

When is it dinner time? Will I go for the Monty Crisco? Will I break down and smoke a cigar, right there at the CB? Herb, I’ll bring a cigar, in case you tempt me.

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6:00 CB?

Can someone make the holler? I gotsta go retrieve a boy from school.

Back when I used to work at the library front desk, a regular patron used to bring me “stuff”. It was all part of his campaign that I should come over and have a beer on his porch. He was hilarious, but not really my type (old man, nothing he said made sense ever, apparently not homeless because of the porch offer, but for all I know, it was just a random porch in the area). Most of the stuff came out of garbage cans in the downtown area. One of the librarians watched me accept a “lunch” he brought me and throw it away immediately. (It was in an egg carton, inside a paper bag.) “That could contain a diamond ring, for all you know,” she preached. So, I made her watch as I opened it. It contained a boiled egg and fried chicken leg minus one bite.

A week later, I came in for my shift, and everyone was eating cookies from the bakery. “Where’d those come from?” I asked.
“Oooh, your friend brought them!”

He got over me, and attached to someone else, eventually.

Impetuous!