News Flash -- Bat Guano Gets Old!

Submitted by Blanket Michael... on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:40am
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Pssst…  I heard through the grapevine that today is Bat Guano’s super top secret birthday.  He sure is dreamy for a creepy old man.  My “companion” and I send him our best!

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What A Coincidence…

Submitted by Blanket Michael... on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:42am.

It’s Criswell’s birthday, too!   Happy Birthday, Sweetie Boy!

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bat bat poop

Submitted by Mr. Jass on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:57am.
There are few humans on this planet with whom I would change places immediately. Guano is number 1. He speaks, I listen.

Felicitations to the greatest outsider artiste I know.




Happy birthday to you to,Criswell… I guess
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EH?

Submitted by dingey on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:07am.
What fresh hell is going to break out of swAg tonight?!

A hyuge happy birthday to a dude who is secretly one of the funniest, good-heartedest peeps in town.  Don’t get so tanked that you can’t navigate your rascal.
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I think it is a weird

Submitted by Herb Tarlick on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:30pm.

I think it is a weird coincidence that all of these people have the same birthday (I read somewhere it is Arthur’s birthday too) but hey Happy Birthday to all of you.  Some ‘theater critic’ made me take down my earlier post.  Since Randy Bowser and I are actually twins I know a little bit about sharing birthdays….

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HAPPY BDAY BAT GUANO AND CRISWELL!

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:59am.
You two are the bestest!
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Today?

Submitted by Mitt O'Chondria on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:47am.
Damn. I’m reminded how old I am.

I wouldn’t be around if it weren’t for all of you. I’d have blown this berg!



—your radio friend, Bat Guano
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What the...?

Submitted by wizzybit on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:16pm.
Happy birthday, all you “people”. Although I did manage to unblock my electronic calendar for the day at work, it still left an appointment, which sent me a tiny ringing noise on my cell phone at midnight to remind me. Here’s to an unfillable coffee cup of life.
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stay olden, Guano boy.

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:26pm.
stay olden, Guano boy.
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That's pooptastic!

Submitted by Angie on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:50pm.

May both of you have a day free from kids on your lawn(s) and cat hairs in your bourbon.

And be THIS happy:

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Holey Makerel!

Submitted by Nathan on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:32pm.
Happy Birthday to you, good radio friend.


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Let's get...

Submitted by Mitt O'Chondria on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:20pm.
RIPPED!



—your radio friend, Bat Guano
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Happy Birthday!

Submitted by Becky on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:41pm.
You guys ROCK! xoxo
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have a well Taylor'd birthday!

Submitted by Kapn on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:11pm.
To help her feel better, I told Kap’n Jr. (laid out on the couch with a temperature) it was (all those people’s) birthday.

She asked, “when’s his birthday starting?”.
Well?
Whenever it does, have a great one!
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Sweet!

Submitted by Tree on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:08pm.

Happy birthday fellas!

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Cris and Bat, my best wishes

Submitted by Samantha Stephens on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:56pm.
Cris and Bat, my best wishes for a happy birthday.
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Oversight

Submitted by Becky on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:54am.
I forgot to mention that it was also Mr. F*rtier’s b-day yesterday, as well.
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Aw hell's bells!

Submitted by Angie on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:50am.
I know he’s never here to read this, but happy dang birthday, J.C.!
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Happy birthday to Sir Graves

Submitted by Herb Tarlick on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:28pm.
Happy birthday to Sir Graves as well……
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guano AND graves?

Submitted by dingey on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:03pm.
They share a birthday?  Iiiiiiiinteresting. 
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Foreboding pirate nonsense

Submitted by Tree on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:52pm.

Cris well, Bat Guano, lest nearer Graves ye pine to be.

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Thanks everyone

Submitted by J.C. Graves (not verified) on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:58pm.
Thanks for the unexpected b-day emails.

Yeah, Nov. 12 is pretty cool.  It’s also Neil Young’s B-day, as well as Charles Manson (though he likes to say it’s Nov. 13 for the spooky 13 angle).  Also Rodin, Booker T. Jones, and Tonya Harding (who is the same year as me, too).
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So THAT'S why you took out Bruff's kneecap with a bat!

Submitted by dingey on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:10pm.
Just an FYI for the Gravesian gentleman.  Recently after an overdose of VH1 Classics at our house, it was conceded by Mister Dusty Sexton that the true power of both Zep AND the WHo were “the bassers.  It’s all about the bassers.  Sure, Moon and Bonzo get the glory, but the bassers really are the secret weapon in both of those bands.” 

This was especially obvious during a recent Who set that was aired at the end of whatever that “we love the who” tribute thing was.  When they showed up at the concert for America, with Entwhistle still in tow, they still kicked ass HARD.  Now, with both Moon and Entwhistle gone….well, I really kind of want them to stop.  All hail Pete, sure, but….oh, no.  Nope.  The power’s flickering and the lights are dimming……
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Happy late birthday J.C. and

Submitted by Samantha Stephens on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:20pm.
Happy late birthday J.C. and glad to see you here.
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belated best to the basser

Submitted by Kapn on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:15pm.
The ACE basser! B”ace”r? Hope the birthday treated you right, J.C.!
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BM!

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:25pm.
And happy birthday to 48. And happy birthday today to BM! He probably snoops here, never posts.

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