my boy dee is a racist.....

Submitted by paddle on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 3:55pm
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was just chatting up some dee…..was attempting to explain what fad gadget was all about….i came to the conclusion that they might be to "white" for him…..he responds with " yeah……bryan ferry is way to white for me…..and morrisey……"………jeebus….i told him i would post about it….he said i should…..

 

whats just to white for you?

 

 

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The Eagles.  Joe Walsh is

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 4:06pm.

The Eagles.  Joe Walsh is funky though.

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beach boys

Submitted by steve d (not verified) on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 4:10pm.

beach boys

Ulysses S. Eater's picture

Minor Threat.  Their lead

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 4:21pm.

Minor Threat.  Their lead singer is a skin.

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 700 club 

Submitted by paddle on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 4:23pm.

 

700 club

 

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Ha!

Submitted by QuantumNoise on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 4:27pm.

Thought Industry

paddle's picture

indeed

Submitted by paddle on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 4:31pm.

[quote=QuantumNoise]

Thought Industry

[/quote]

hehehehehhehe

the entire ufo dictator label……eggzpecially

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Wait until I sign Bone

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 4:40pm.

Wait until I sign Bone Chinna.  "It’s like Led Zeppelelin ON ACID."

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Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 4:42pm.

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BURL IVES.

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N.W.O.M.C.M. (New Wave of Midwest Caucasian Metal)

Submitted by QuantumNoise on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 4:49pm.

[quote=Ulysses S. Eater]

Wait until I sign Bone Chinna.  "It’s like Led Zeppelelin ON ACID."

[/quote]

Awesome. Killswitch should make first team all caucasian as well;

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Wilco.

Submitted by Herb Tarlick on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 4:55pm.

Wilco.

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left-wing activist

Submitted by Herb Tarlick on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 4:56pm.

[quote=Ulysses S. Eater]

Minor Threat.  Their lead singer is a skin.

[/quote]

Wha?  You may want to delve into a little history on that…..

 

Ulysses S. Eater's picture

It’s true. Bald head =

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 5:12pm.

It’s true.  Bald head = racist.  Dutch Hercules threatened to throw me in a paddywaggon and pelt me with potato famines unmercifully on countless nights out.  King Kong Bundy was also a famous racist.  This pic was taken moments before he beat Leapin Lanny Poffo in Princeton, NJ and ate his spaghetti plates.

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As far as race in music

Submitted by Samantha Stephens on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 5:16pm.

As far as race in music goes.  The only race I know about is racing to the record store.

Music is colorblind.

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living color

Submitted by steve davison (not verified) on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 8:13pm.

living color

Kapn's picture

I love to bogey

Submitted by Kapn on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 10:46pm.

dingey's picture

hmmmm

Submitted by dingey on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 7:17am.
Jimmy Buffet. the Weavers. I know. All historical and such. WAY to white for me. Joan Baez. Eric fuckin Clapton. Aerosmith. Boston. THE GODDAMNED FOUR SEASONS (sorry, kap!).
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Colonialism

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 2:08am.
And the exploitation of the oppressed.
dingey's picture

arthur rules

Submitted by dingey on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 7:21am.
The Republican party. The Thistle and Shamrock. Vicksburg.
dingey's picture

rap, the musical

Submitted by dingey on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 7:26am.
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Italian-American

Submitted by QuantumNoise on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 8:33am.

[quote=dingey]Jimmy Buffet. the Weavers. I know. All historical and such. WAY to white for me. Joan Baez. Eric fuckin Clapton. Aerosmith. Boston. THE GODDAMNED FOUR SEASONS (sorry, kap!).[/quote]

The Four Seasons are East Coast Italian-Americans. They are not white. No true cracker would bust a falsetto like that and croon "You’re just to good to be true…" The Copa, baby.

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Hybrid Drivers

Submitted by QuantumNoise on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 8:36am.

[quote=dingey]The Republican party. The Thistle and Shamrock. Vicksburg.[/quote]

If you’re going to go that route, then most liberal NPR green lovers who own hybrids. I support some of their schtick, but man, are they white. They’re the ones who dig Baez (whom I adore).

 

 

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White Flight

Submitted by Mr. Jass on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:09am.

I think we’re treading rather heavily on the territory of the "Stuff White People Like" site.

That being said…

Toby Keith can suck it.

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the sleestacks were too

Submitted by Etaoin Shrdlu on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 10:44am.

the sleestacks were too white for me. that is, until they hired that horn player guy from africa… or holland? I can’t remember. either way, he gave them soul!

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Soul soul soul brother

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 12:46pm.

Soul soul soul brother Criswell
Play that organ song

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Texas

Submitted by wizzybit on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 1:54pm.

Why must there be country music playing every where I go here? Is "country" music (in its modern incarnation) for anyone other than white people?

dingey's picture

no

Submitted by dingey on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 2:05pm.

…although Mister Mack used to be inexplicably fond of dropping a quarter in the juke for "BOOT SCOOTIN BOOGIE" back in the Missias’ days…..

QuantumNoise's picture

African Country

Submitted by QuantumNoise on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 2:12pm.

[quote=wizzybit]

Why must there be country music playing every where I go here? Is "country" music (in its modern incarnation) for anyone other than white people?

[/quote]

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=9450072

Check this cool, little story out. Modern mainstream country music has quite a fanbase in Africa. And we ain’t talking the crackers of South Africa (although they also dig it).

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That was definitely interesting.

Submitted by wizzybit on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 2:27pm.

But totally not the caliber of music I’m hearing here. It’s much, much worse. I call it "non-inclusive". Oddly, I am staying in a handicap accessible room, so they must have considered it at some point (although, then assigned it to a totally non-worthy guest, so FAIL after all).

QuantumNoise's picture

How much worse does it get than...

Submitted by QuantumNoise on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 2:45pm.

[quote=wizzybit]

But totally not the caliber of music I’m hearing here. It’s much, much worse. I call it "non-inclusive". Oddly, I am staying in a handicap accessible room, so they must have considered it at some point (although, then assigned it to a totally non-worthy guest, so FAIL after all).

[/quote]

…Trace Adkins, Shania Twain and Tim McGraw? Those are some of the most popular artists in Nairobi! I mean, what are you referring to: Brooks & Dunn, Big & Rich?

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Hey yall taking about my

Submitted by Samantha Stephens on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 6:10pm.

Hey yall taking about my Four Seasons!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The Four Seasons along with the Rascals, The Righteous Brothers, and the Average White Band were the only white music  my mother had in her house when I was a kid.  I remember one time when I was in the 5th grade, and while I was waiting for the bus, my mommy put on "Let’s Hang On".  Wow, what a record, and after that it was "Rag Doll".  That was the first time I ever heard those two songs, and it was a beautiful revelation for me.  I didnt want to go to school.

 

How about "Workin’ My Way Back To You"?   That is such a soulful record. I tell people thats the Temptations record they never recorded.

QuantumNoise's picture

Good point

Submitted by QuantumNoise on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 5:28pm.

Valli was a near-regular on the R&B charts in the ’60s. Plus, he signed with Motown in the early ’70s.

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