Oh my! Being as big a fan of the Holly Jolly Trolley as I am, I’m sure you all know that it is starting again this Friday, the day after Thanksgiving AND the day before LKO. Yay!! Trolley rides before Leppo party—my toes hurt from being curled up!
Route map here.
Totally unrelated but didn’t think it needed its own topic: Here’s a quiz Jum Jum made about her dad last night.

oh dat guano... he funny
Last year, this time, hanging in the catacombs with Herb. We were grooving to Guano when he went on a tangential Christmas rant wherein he described the Trolley as the "Dolly Parton Fartin".
I pee-peed ‘em.
Hurling Jurly Twirly
That’s what we called it when we wondered aloud why the Trolly couldn’t just run all year between bars. If it still doesn’t make sense, focus on the first word.
Although, the Holly Dolly Trolly also has it’s merits.
holly dolly trolly
Cool city, cooler boobs, icy
Cool city, cooler boobs, icy hot for the back pain.
I always hear Burl singing about that goddamn trolley. It’s romantik to have a nice carriage ride through downtown, maybe a scratchy handjob under a wolly blanket, until this happens.
Holiday Music
Listen tonight for Bat Guano’s special Thanksgiving Day Eve SwaG!. This year Bat gives you The Bird!
—your radio friend, Bat Guano
shocking
you turkey.
Tonight?
Any of you all doing anything non-family related tonight? I’m interested in scoring a Martinin’s calzone if they’re open. Not that you need to partake in that but…we’ll be in Michigan soon.
Don’t know how long we’ll (I’ll) stay as the semester final countdown is hitting me in the face, pummeling me repeatedly with water-damaged hardbound copies of all four volumes of the Dewey Decimal Classification Manual. Stupid Dewey…
BBNOTY
It is quite likely that one or both of us will (eventually) be trying to enjoy the "Biggest Bar Night of the Year" tm (according to the Bar Industry). Give us a call! At the minimum, Tim can distract Richard while I watch Project Runway.
Does this mean you won’t be here on Saturday? School schmool! (Easy for me to say, I have senioritis AND arthritis.)
bubba notty
I like the bars… and the beers.
Wings are on 7:30. Shakespeare’s?
Sattidy.
If I can spend some quality time at either the Kalamazoo or Kentwood Public Libraries Friday and\or Saturday to cozy up with the DDC22 and perhaps kidnap a bona fide cataloger at either library then I may be able to stay for Saturday. If not - then it’s back to CU for me and no See You.
nooooooooooooo
That ain’t right! Dude! Nu-uh! You stayin’! Talk to Kap about hooking you up!
alright! I remembered my
I am thanful for my CATS -
mixed blessings!
burnin
Fifty-two weeks later ...
“We still don’t have a contract with DKI at this point, but it is very likely we will have the service. We have the vehicle in our garage and it is decorated and we are training our drivers on it. I just don’t have the details on the schedule yet. Check back at the end of the week.”
YEEEAAH! On like Donkey Kong!
Jesu Chrisco! It's too much!
yarrrr
yarrrr