sports are gay

Submitted by paddle on Sun, 02/18/2007 - 1:41pm
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wrestling…gayest

baseball….gay

football….assgrabbing gay

basketball…not quite as gay

nascar….hillbilly gay male worship

gymnastics….gay

 

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paddle's picture

boxing...gayskateboarding...s

Submitted by paddle on Sun, 02/18/2007 - 1:42pm.

boxing…gay

skateboarding…so fucking gay

rollerblading?…..not a sport…but still gay

 

 

think of all those snug sports uniforms….

usually snug in the crotch…to reveal crotchity nature of players….

 

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womens sports?.....chuck

Submitted by paddle on Sun, 02/18/2007 - 1:43pm.
womens sports?…..chuck full of lezbeans…
dingey's picture

ponk

Submitted by dingey on Mon, 02/19/2007 - 9:59am.
So, ponky-paddle— it's funny that right after you posted this, I saw a former pro basketball player on Bill Maher who has come out and written a book.  He says that the locker rooms, despite the rampant homophobia voiced within them, are the gayest place he's ever been.  I love it when gay men can freak out the homophobes by telling them that stupid crap that they hold dear are actually super-gay.  So keep it up, paddle padonkey, our beloved brother of the bear.  PLEASE explain to the NASCAR uber-males how totally super-gay their big bushy moustaches really are. Although you might wanna let them absorb that information for a bit before you get into the fact that motor fumes are a turn-on…… 
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http://www.marginalrevolution

Submitted by paddle on Mon, 02/19/2007 - 10:37am.

http://www.marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2007/02/the_gay_nba.html

interesting thread….lots of preconcieved notions and stereotype reinforcement….

i just enjoy the fact that masculanity is so threatened by queers…..it even runs rampant in the gay community….i dont know how many times ive heard "i would never date that nelly mess,….but hes good to have around for a laugh"….at/with…sad actually….im guilty of it myself…and have done my best not to prejudge people….but its hard to do when someones shouting chiffon in your ear….

i wish i could remember his name…but a buddy of mine used to date a doot from the lions….totally closeted….for all the reasons you would suspect…and yes…the guy from the lions was a TOTAL bottom….typical….the bigger tough looking gay doots are always big ole bottoms…..

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I hear that the NFL locker

Submitted by Samantha Stephens on Mon, 02/19/2007 - 1:15pm.

I hear that the NFL locker room is supposed to be the most macho place on earth, yet ever notice that all those football players are patting each other on the ass.

 

What about martial arts???    Is that gay?????

Uncle Arthur's picture

I propose a regular feature

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Mon, 02/19/2007 - 2:12pm.
I propose a regular feature where we ask paddle, “Is this gay?”

As in, Am I gay for enjoying this?

timh's picture

Paddle, is marriage gay?

Submitted by timh on Mon, 02/19/2007 - 2:17pm.
Paddle, is marriage gay?
Ulysses S. Eater's picture

When I'm at Discount Tire

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Mon, 02/19/2007 - 3:58pm.
When I'm at Discount Tire getting a flat fixed I'll not talk about the Tigers errors that lost them the World Series, but instead I'll have a rousing conversation about Milk & Cookies with Chet, Broseph and Tully.
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Sports

Submitted by m0nz on Mon, 02/19/2007 - 5:15pm.

ponk

Is it playing or watching the sports?  I am trying to figure it out.  Since my wife teaches sports pyschology, I might need some serious counseling.  So confused.

Is Jai Lai gay?

When I watched those two beach volleyball women in the Olympics frolicing around after winning the gold I had a very un-gay reaction.  I think.

Please help.

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Yes, TimH

Submitted by Ms. Info on Mon, 02/19/2007 - 6:07pm.
Marriage is most defintely gay. Although I am not the authority - thanks to you.
Uncle Arthur's picture

Marriage makes a man gayer.

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Mon, 02/19/2007 - 6:18pm.
Marriage makes a man gayer. I have 90% more kitty-oriented products in my life, and 100% more Hello Kitty.

And why hasn’t anyone mentioned naked Greek wrestling? When I think gay sports, I think naked Greek wrestling.

Uncle Arthur's picture

What about Hard Gay? Not

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Mon, 02/19/2007 - 6:38pm.
What about Hard Gay?

Not gay!

timh's picture

"When I watched those two

Submitted by timh on Mon, 02/19/2007 - 6:52pm.

"When I watched those two beach volleyball women in the Olympics frolicing around after winning the gold I had a very un-gay reaction.  I think."

But did you tell that to your sports psychologist wife?

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jai lai...not gayhard

Submitted by paddle on Tue, 02/20/2007 - 1:06am.

jai lai…not gay

hard gay….gay….but he needs to gay it up a lil bit more

martial arts?…..not gay…unless they shower together as a team…..thats always gay….gives you a good chance to look at everyones junk…..

 

i like to watch football for the cute ones…

wwf style wrestling?…though gay…it does nothing for me…its pretty drag oriented….

 

bedazzled?….not gay…

paddle's picture

marriage is not gay enough...

Submitted by paddle on Tue, 02/20/2007 - 1:07am.
marriage is not gay enough…
Ulysses S. Eater's picture

I always thought that

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Tue, 02/20/2007 - 1:13am.
I always thought that professional wrestling, superhero comics, and gay bashing were pretty huge pink flags to fly for post adolescent males.
paddle's picture

is that some obscure hipster

Submitted by paddle on Tue, 02/20/2007 - 1:18am.

is that some obscure hipster wire reference?

wire?…not gay

Ulysses S. Eater's picture

I bought Pink Flag on tape

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Tue, 02/20/2007 - 1:25am.
I bought Pink Flag on tape at Came-A-Lot in Battle Crick so it can't be that obscure.  Gotobed.
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Pink Flag

Submitted by m0nz on Tue, 02/20/2007 - 11:07am.

I found Pink Flag at a mall store in Muskegon in the 80s (when the mall had music stores.  And when Muskegon had a mall)  It was in the bargain bin.  There was a giant Madonna display, where she was wearing very little.  Was it for a book?  An LP?  I can't remember. 

I did not tell my wife about beach volley ball delights.  It would only get me in trouble.  And she was part of the gayest sport of them all …. figure skating.  rudy galind0?  Whoa….  Those outfits are so revealing.

Why did you leave out the Romans?  It is Greco-Roman wrestling.  No arms! 

Uncle Arthur's picture

Romans did it for sport.

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Tue, 02/20/2007 - 12:38pm.
Romans did it for sport. Greeks did it for man-on-man action.
Samantha Stephens's picture

I was playing the Pink Flag

Submitted by Samantha Stephens on Tue, 02/20/2007 - 12:50pm.
I was playing the Pink Flag album last night.   What about being single is that gay?????
paddle's picture

you are suspect.

Submitted by paddle on Tue, 02/20/2007 - 12:57pm.
you are suspect.
redstarwraith's picture

Am I safe?

Submitted by redstarwraith on Tue, 02/20/2007 - 1:37pm.
I like hockey. I also like singing songs by old glam rockers … Am I gay? I feel like my masculinity is under siege. Please help.
Uncle Arthur's picture

Hockey + Bowie = 70% chance

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Tue, 02/20/2007 - 2:20pm.
Hockey + Bowie = 70% chance of mullet.

And mullets are always masculine, just ask a lesbian.

redstarwraith's picture

You never know. . .

Submitted by redstarwraith on Tue, 02/20/2007 - 11:40pm.
You never know though. What if i’m a gay Canadian and my parents never told me?!!
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Pug nose

Submitted by Mr. Jass on Wed, 02/21/2007 - 9:35am.

Since we’re talking Mr. Bowie… anyone seen the "Extras" episode where Bowie extemporizes about Andy Milman’s career?

Holy farking shnit.

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Is this gay??

Submitted by giantrobot on Sun, 02/25/2007 - 4:41am.
Next month I’m going to start taking boxing at this guys gym in Coldwater.

http://www.dansevern.com/
http://www.dansevern.com/msc.htm

Now, Dan doesn’t teach the boxing class but will being too near his stache make me gay??
Samantha Stephens's picture

I have a question??? What

Submitted by Samantha Stephens on Sun, 02/25/2007 - 4:00pm.
I have a question??? What about Marvin is he Gaye????

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