saturday birthday plans

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Wed, 01/10/2007 - 3:42pm
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My birthday is this weekend, I will be double threes. Saturday is the chosen day for good times.  I post this here because I like you people, we're not tight brohann's from way back like i friend of Dutch Heraclees for 20 years, but you're good people. no pressure to hang out, just good times great oldies.

6pm: Theo & Stacey's on Portage road by the airport. Dinner or breakfast.
8pm: Airway Lanes for bumper cars, lazer tag, video games, and beer.
10pm: Green Top
12am: either another bar or somebody's house for extreme Electric Avenue dance party. 

The plan is detailed to try to avoid sitting on a couch somewhere with 40's and a bag of chips and to give opportunities to go home. Dude, I think the in-laws are partying with us.  Jeebus wept!

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I don't know if there have

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Wed, 01/10/2007 - 3:55pm.
I don’t know if there have been plans made to get you a Cookie Puss, but you can be assured that we will give you the Cookie Puss that is in all of our hearts.
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With you in spirit.

Submitted by Ms. Info on Wed, 01/10/2007 - 10:34pm.
The Chimp’s birthday is the day befo’ yours - and a year later. We’d love to make it doubly good times, but, you know…all my fault. Anyway, thumbs up for making it another year. As both Mickey and Amy Sedaris say: “Good Times.”
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ba-leted.

Submitted by Ms. Info on Wed, 01/10/2007 - 10:35pm.
Too fast on yee old post…
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i love my January

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Wed, 01/10/2007 - 11:32pm.
i love my January brethren.  My New Year's Resolution to live was a success.
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33

Submitted by redstarwraith on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 12:41am.
33 eh? Same age as Jebus was when they done nailed him to a cross. what’s to be your fate? “and the mercy seat is a-waitin, and i think my head is burnin’ and in a way i’m yearin’ to be done with all this measuring of truth, an eye-for-an-eye and a tooth-for-a-tooth, and anyway i told the truth, and i’m not afraid to diiiiiiiiie!” Oh yeah, theres an old superstition that whatever you’re doing in your life at 33 will sort of “set you in stone” as it were, for the rest of your life …so if you were planning on that “big career change” you’d best hop to it right quick like boy!
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Happy Birthday Curtis

Submitted by timh on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 9:55am.
Happy Birthday Curtis Mathis! I'll bring you a some choice twelve packs for a belated birthday present next time we're up.
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dick friggin webber

Submitted by Mr. Jass on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 10:03am.

"8pm: Airway Lanes for bumper cars, lazer tag, video games, and beer."

I'm branging my ball, ba-zitch–14 lbs. of pure Columbian Black Shadow. Propelled me to a career high 164 avg. last year.

I've seen your wiff bowl. Her form is good…. damn good.

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I can usually score in the

Submitted by crappor on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 11:09am.
I can usually score in the high 60's.  Although I think I hit triple digits last time!  Watch out though, I can only bowl with left hand.
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Squeeky Clean

Submitted by OldFatMarriedGuy on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 3:46pm.

Happy Birthday to UE and the Chimp

 

 

Hey, guess what.  When you edit your post, it puts it down to the end of the list… now it looks like mr. nickname went there without any previous nudging and I now look squeeky clean.  At least from my machine.

 

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I've told you all that I

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 11:57am.
I’ve told you all that I literally had to withdraw from bowling class because I was certain to fail? I was that bad. I think my highest was 73.

Oh, yeah, but she had the body of a 60-year-old. Jeeze, where is this going? I need more coffee.

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Happy happy joy joy

Submitted by dingey on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 1:08pm.
happy Birthday to Yoooo-eeeeeee and the Chimp.  Sounds like a 70's buddy/trucker show to me. UE and The Chimp.  Docking in your diner next Thursday at 8:30.
timh's picture

Huge gave me a valuable

Submitted by timh on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 1:59pm.
Huge gave me a valuable scoring tip once. It improved my game. Immediate results too. Hey, getting slapped in the face is better than nothing.
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Docking in your diner next

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 2:04pm.

Docking in your diner next Thursday at 8:30. 

We're both Jews, we can't dock.  The Hallmark Channel declined the option to pick up our last season.  And Chimp, I got some pretty choice records for you the next time we meet.  My kinda choice is all ways of wrong, but you'll be cool with that.

Any bowlers who score a turkey and I get to see the animated Win95 turkey doing the running man, hell, that'll make my fucking yaron.  I haven't broken a hundred bowling in over a decade with many tries.  My friend Judd from olde cumstuck days has so many 300 games (perfect games) that he has enough rings to cover each hand like he's Big Pun.

Jeebus was only 33?  Seems like he coulda done a little bit more with his life considering he was Thee son of god and all.  Slacker.

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damn, I just got the

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 2:06pm.
damn, I just got the geriatric action joke. Nasty!
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Hey Coitus I would like to

Submitted by Herb Tarlick on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 2:05pm.
Hey Coitus I would like to offer my services subbing your radio program on Friday night as a birthday present if yer interested
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Nah, that's cool, muy muy

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 2:13pm.
Nah, that's cool, muy muy thanks but I wanna make a nice celebratory show with all the hits.  The Doug Clark & The Hot Nuts record will be showcased because there's no swearing, just spoonerisms like "cunning stunts".  And in-laws will be in town, they're olde WIDR alumns too, they understand.
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dang

Submitted by dingey on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 2:25pm.

"….he has enough rings to cover each hand like he's Big Pun."

Thank you.  Thank you for that one.  Wackyus Capricornicus

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Oldie LuvR!

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 4:09pm.
Oldie LuvR!
Ulysses S. Eater's picture

Grey Panther Pounder!

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 4:15pm.
Grey Panther Pounder!
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Happy Birfday, Pops!

Submitted by Angie on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 5:28pm.

Mebbe Dadmin will join you for some hot birthday turkey action. Or maybe we'll just drop Cho Man off, he'd have a blast. I kinda hate bowling, so if only one of us goes, it should be someone who enjoys the party games. I have found, though, that I am VERY good at drinking beer and being a neutral observer, sometimes narrating for the audience at home. 

Should we bring your new puppy to dinner tomorrow or hold off til Saturday? Up to you. 

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no no no!  No puppies, ok,

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 8:27pm.
no no no!  No puppies, ok, just a lil feller.  I'll feed him some potted meat if'n ya got anee extreee.  Man I love puppies.  Whenever I'm outside and I see Booper & Cuddy I always walk over to the fence and have sniffin and pettin time.  Damn beagle bros are cute!  I'll take my puppy at dinner and then to WIDR with me.  he kin chew on some Pailhead records.  bring the cho!
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awwwwwww

Submitted by dingey on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 9:18am.

PUPPIES.  Imagine a bulldog like Kenny when he was a pup.  I would drop to the ground and weep with joys if I saw that.

Me and Mr. Dusty Sexton will most likely be AWOL for your b-day celebrations as we are trying to get out of town tomorrow…not to avoid you, but just to get out of town.

However, I think I may have a special gift if'n we see you tonight.

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Speaking of puppies, we just

Submitted by Tree on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 10:40am.

Speaking of puppies, we just got a dog!

He's a three year old Bassett Hound named Harley. (If he was a puppy I'd change his name, but he's pretty used to it so I just call him Shnarley)

He belonged to a friend of the family, but due to health problems they had to give him up. He's SUCH a cool dog, and my grandson says Harley's his little brother. He's fed once a day, (plus treats) and his favorite toy is an empty 2-liter pop bottle. Low maintenance dog!

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YAY!

Submitted by dingey on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 11:00am.

My brother and his family have a Bassett that was free after being retired from breeding, poor thing.  Her name is AGNES, which is somehow perfect.  I stinkin' love that dog.  Yes—LOW MAINTENANCE.  lazy.  Good.  Hilarious to look at.  Good.  Viewed from behind when walking down the street?  Hilarious.

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Paws are the best part...

Submitted by wizzybit on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 11:05am.
My uncle has a Bassett hound too! Dog's name is Elvis, uncle's surname is Bassett. Coolest dog ever. I like it when he hurls his giant over-fed torso onto your lap, rolls over, and you can play with his cool paws and silky ears.
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speaking of Elvis

Submitted by Kapn on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 11:35am.

Much love to my January birthday fellows!  UE, hopin' to get the trio to Theo.  Will raise a glass to the Chimp!

I made something of a deal about my 33rd year - partly because of the Jesus thing, but also because I was the age of a record speed!  It was a pretty intense year after all.

THIS year, I'm 42.  THAT'S how old Elvis was when HE died.  And you know, if anyone's death is a bigger deal than Jesus's, it's Elvis's.  Mark my words - you'll see come August - there's already big plans for the 30th anniversary.

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Just out of curiosty who

Submitted by Samantha Stephens on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 12:28pm.

Just out of curiosty who here is joining on the birthday festivities tomorrow?

We should do a head count.

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No head count, no pressure

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 1:56pm.

No head count, no pressure festivities.  Unless Mickey's making bets based on the odds.  Which is illegal.

I love all dogs except for the little crappy kind. Hounds, labs, pinchers, huskies, dull bogs, deutsche sheppards, those are my chums.  We'll probably just get a mutt. 

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AMAZING DISCOVERY!!!!

Submitted by wizzybit on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 2:15pm.
If you read this thread, and take some notes, you can already figure out who's going to be there. Wow!
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Dog LuvR! I think we'll be

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 2:59pm.
Dog LuvR!

I think we’ll be there. T and S is a fine place for cheap food and booze. And I want to go to the funland down there drunked up.

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mark, I challenge you to a

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 3:29pm.
mark, I challenge you to a basketball shootout.  crappor beat me last time we were out with cho-mann & baby eskimo pie.  seriously, what's gonna happen if we're drunk and play lazer tag?  if we're doing Civil War Reenactment then I wanna be Kernal Westnedge.
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Westnedge was WW1! I'll be

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 3:33pm.
Westnedge was WW1! I’ll be the Huns, you be Belgium! Basketball is too much like sport, I don’t dig sport. I even have problems with bowling. But I’ll shoot anything with a laser.
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And for your birthday...

Submitted by Uncle Arthur on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 3:38pm.
And for your birthday… Onions!

Ulysses S. Eater's picture

Fight fire with fire.

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 3:51pm.

Fight fire with fire.

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That was so uncalled for.

Submitted by nancy on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 4:15pm.
That was so uncalled for. Happy birthday, U.E., and Tim. May you have no mayo.
cinnamon girl's picture

Happy Birthday UE and Tim-E

Submitted by cinnamon girl on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 6:35pm.
Happy Birthday UE and Tim-E
Ms. Info's picture

fresh perked.

Submitted by Ms. Info on Sat, 01/13/2007 - 12:02am.
This is what you bolth really want for your birthday.
Samantha Stephens's picture

Speaking of birthday but if

Submitted by Samantha Stephens on Sat, 01/13/2007 - 1:55pm.
Speaking of birthday but if memory serves dosent KapnKarl have a birthday coming up real soon??
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Happy day russian space

Submitted by Ulysses S. Eater on Sat, 01/13/2007 - 3:32pm.

Happy day russian space chimp! A year and a day older than me, bows and curtseys. That video is harsh like her perked fucking coffee. Perked!

after party at Wiz's ancestral home tonight, confirmed.  if NE Body gets too eggcited they can tile the bathroom.

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Way good times last night. 

Submitted by Samantha Stephens on Sun, 01/14/2007 - 4:08pm.
Way good times last night.   Soon we should all go back to airway lanes and do that bumper car thing again like real soon.

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