kraftbrau
New Real People w/ Gore Gore Girls and Metal Teeth
Submitted by Nathan on Tue, 09/11/2007 - 1:43pm.

Please join the New Real People and the Gore Gore Girls and the Metal Teeth as they rock the ‘brau, framing the dwindling hours of that fine old establishment with a healthy I-beam of rock.
The theme of the night will be The Civil War, er, I mean, new releases. Metal Teeth have records! Records for you and records for me! The Gore Gore Girls have new stuff as well. I am just being lazy and not researching what it is, but I think Hank Williams III is involved. Basically, the whole place will be merch-city. The New Real People will probably need to sell things out of the trunk of our snowmobile.
Details for this Blackjack Production:
Kraftbrau Brewery
402 E Kalamazoo Avenue
Kalamazoo, Michigan 49007
Doors: 9 PM
Show: 10 PM
Cost: $8.00
We all really hope that you can make the scene on that lovely Friday. We promise to not wear wrestling masks or dress like Famous Monsters. We vow to sport un-stuffed trousers. We pledge to blow up in your faces forever.
Drinking the bitter pee of liberty,
Nathan
New Real People CD Release Party - Volunteerism
Submitted by Nathan on Mon, 07/23/2007 - 10:36am.
I forgot to mention it here, though. Oops. My bad.
So, if you, or anyone you know would be interested in demonstrating some sort of song, story, joke, tap dance, hula hoop, yo-yo, mime, oration, cup stack, contortion, yoga move, whistling solo, karate chop, origami, card house, pick slide, weeble race, etc., please let us know or post a reply here.
Please pass this request along to any interested parties.
Thanks.
Nathan
New Real People CD Release Party
Submitted by Nathan on Tue, 07/03/2007 - 10:51am.

New Real People have finally finished it. We’re ready for some show and tell, an actual demonstration of our new recording, DEMONSTRATION! Honestly, I can’t believe that it’s really happening. I mean, it’s time to move on to the next thing, which in this case, is a show to celebrate the birth. We’ll have CDs and other merchandise for sale at the show. As a side note, the various online music retailers (iTunes, eMusic, etc.) should have it by August.
Date: Saturday, July 28 2007
Venue: Kraftbrau Brewery
Cost: $5
We are filling the evening with demonstrations of talent, utilizing many non-traditional performers. There will be magic and singing and stories and perhaps even public masturbation! Bring the whole family!
Nathan
New Real People LIVE in Concert
Submitted by Nathan on Mon, 06/04/2007 - 9:10am.
Date: June 29, 2007
Time: 9pm doors and 10pm show
Cost: $6
Click on the little picture above for more information.
New Real People Sunset
Please join the New Real People in a surprise show at the Kraftbrau Brewery in Kalamazoo, Michigan on October 30 2006. We know it's a week night, but it will be a Halloween-sort-of-thing, so make the scene if you can.
We will be performing songs from our soon-to-be-released album. We will meet or exceed your expectations or we'll give you DOUBLE your money back.
(from the makers of Leppotone Karaoke Overdrive and New Year’s Eve)
The Leppotone Social Aid and Pleasure Club
proudly announces a
Rock-and-Roll Class Reunion
at the illustrious Kraftbrau Brewery of Kalamazoo.
$5 at the door gives you access to a rare reunion of two legendary local bands:
If you’re already a fan, then you know you need to be there. If you’re not familiar with them, a brief history lesson follows:
WIDR-FM Presents
Drums and Tuba
Pattern is Movement
Codename: GONDOLA
Come out for the debut performance of Codename: Gondola, a spicy group made up of a number of Leppotone family members.
The show costs $10 and probably benefits WIDR, as well as the bands.
I'll be there with bells on. Won't you?




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