Leppotone

One hour remains. The airport sports lounge provides a special kind of cover. My bladder is full, and Scott has already noticed that we've got a Mojo hat-trick in the magazine department: The Beatles, Elvis and Lou Reed. Three issues, three booming and large foregone conclusions.

Horseracing on the TV.

Looming large in the distance: Li'll Stevens Compton Youth Center Gymboree! Firearms, fireworks and leather pants all weekend long. We will be getting things done, talking about music, bitching and rocking the bathing suits off the Floridian herd.

Hold on. Here's Scott.